Sabotage!

In short words (so that we can get on with the story), we are selling our house and I really don't want to go, so I planned a sabotage! It involved only a few items. A potato gun, a wind-up rat, a whoopie cushion, a beware not, ropes, and some of those attachment thingys. It started out with me and Zach in the front yard. I was shooting my potato gun at him. I wanted to make the people think that I was a evil, devious child that they would not want to be around for very long. So, with them not wanting to be around me for long, they were not able to see the house for very long. Mwa ha ha ha ha! Anyways, I own a typewriter, so, with the help of some old looking paper, I was able to type up a "beware" note. You know, "GET OUT NOW" "BEWARE" "YOU ARE DOOMED!" The whole shabang. Once they got upstairs, we set the note on the bed and let them descover it. Then, the wind up rat had its cause. Squirming around and being gross. It didn't really do much but I think it gave the lady a little spook...

A Year In Review.

Today was the last day of school. I don't know why it is over. But it is. What a great year. There is no good reason for it to be over. I want to cry, but I can't. So much fun. Here is the year in one full sentance. Enjoy.

Creation of the Odd Squad, "BOH!" signal recognized by people, 61 "E's" stolen, one teachers ceiling forked, same teachers desk paperized (go Miss Gradek!!), faked British accents for subsm controled classroom TV's with a tiny universal remote, got sent to the BLACK CHAIRS three time, detention twice, ate a lot of wierd food for cookies and snack mixes, chose a favorite teacher, got inspired to do tennis, got inspired altogether, successfully wrote 8 page long letters in handwriting as big as this font, sprained my ankle, maybe fractured on the last day of school, sat out during the Fling kind of, soaked Miss Gradek, went to oaks park, didn't throw up, barely matured, shrinked my handwriting, got better at art, avoided Mrs. Boggs but wrote her a nice letter in the end, got disqualified from the peace poster contest for being to old, got peace poster grand reviews by the best artist ever, got it framed, got glasses, got a boyfriend, circle of friends doubled in size, didn't move to Bend, graduated 8th Grade, got straight A's for the first time ever, watched Napoleon Dynamite, dressed like Deb for school, spilled chocolate milk all over my Deb costume and had to wear a friends way to big clothes for the day, got five bingos, got sour stuff in my eyes, got perfume on Zach, got yelled at, got scolded, made friends with Miss DeTurk, became an official Odd Squad Prezident, shaped up my behaivior in P.E. wrote this long, long sentence, got a myspace, got a facebook, facebook turned out much better, went on a first date, fell in love with the Original Star Trek series, and became a freshman.

I would call that an accomplishment.