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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Biking and Dreams

Today I wanted to go downtown to hang out with my friends Maddy and Alex. My family was all out at Smith Rocks, and I am not one for hiking, so I decided to stay here. But since there wasn't a car I could take to get downtown, I had to bike. So thats 2.5 miles downhill to get there. Piece of cake. Easy. It was finally a warm day and it was beautiful out! I loved it, minus the clouds of gnats by the river (Thank goodness for glasses. My eye shields.) .... So I got down there, hung out with them for awhile, and saw a bunch of baby Jack Russel puppies! I almost died. I know that is the stupidest thing to say, "I almost died" but I really did. I teared up a little knowing that I didn't get to have a puppy, and I considered slipping one that I called George into my backpack and riding away into the sunset. I didn't. But I seriously thought about it... Anyways. I ended up sitting in the gate with them for like 15 minutes and holding one that fell asleep in my arms. OHMYGOODNESS! I want one. All I have is a stupid cat that hates being held. Hates the world in general. Then I had to bike home...

That was again, 2.5 miles home. Only this time, uphill. I still have a bad knee from when I broke it last August. Plus I can't turn my bike to gear one because its broken.. So I am pedaling with all my might. I finally got home, and I felt like my brain had smashed up against the front of my forehead. My head felt so heavy and I totally thought I was going to pass out. I didn't thank goodness. But even worse, I completely forgot that I had a babysitting job tonight! AURG!! Most embarrassing thing in the whole world. I had never babysat for them before, and I was determined to get there on time and make a good impression. Instead, I nearly pass out on our couch, then forget about the job until one hour later. Stab. Me. In. The. Head. I feel SO bad!! I'm going to give them an apology card with a coupon for one free babysitting. I feel like crap. Mental slap to the face.

Also lately -- Dreams. Every night I have dreams. Every night. Literally. Its not like most nights. Its EVERY night. My favorite part of the day is night. Thats kind of an oxymoron, but its totally true. I look forward to night. Its so entertaining. So thrilling. Dreams are so cool. Two nights ago I had 3 dreams in one night! I remembered them all and they were all LONG dreams with story lines. It was so crazy. One of them I was flying (Yeah, flying!) around Bend with Danii, and we were going to fast, and we landed at this deserted airport and we were walking around and everything was so strange. We went inside and it was the Evergreen Aviation Museum. So random.. That was the shortest of them. The longest one I'm only gonna give you a short summary cause it took up three full pages in my journal to write down, and I don't want to explain it again. My brother and I were on this weird island and there was this MASSIVE treehouse. We were digging up dirt around it, and he said to me, "What is the point of us digging all this dirt?" and I said, "Sam, you know this is what we need to survive the night" and he just kept digging. In the distance I saw this weird creature. It was like a mix of a Jack Russel and a wild boar (what's up with all this Jack Russel stuff lately!?). It was light pink, and had belts of leather armor with metal studs all over them and jagged scars running down its face. My computers going to die. Thats a shame. I guess you can make up the rest.

Best word(s) of the day: Totes Innapropes.

(P.S: I beat the wild Boar Russel.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Hardcore Parkour.

My brother, his friend and I all made this Parkour video. In extreme cheesy-ness, I think that this has made my day. I laughed so hard I had to race back home as fast as I could before I peed my pants. That fast. I couldn't eat dinner because my stomach hurt so bad from laughing. So great. Especially the end. The ice cream. Ohhhh I'm laughing again!


Fat Cat

Fat Cat
This is my favorite cat besides my own cat.