Brain Fart.

Sorry about not posting recently! I'm having a major brain fart with thinking up stories. Could it be the fact that I don't have nearly as much time as usual because the huge amount of homework that has hit me like a ton of bricks, or could it be that being in a new, intimidating school, can really stop all the prank pulling till you get familiar with the school.. All I know, is that I won't be forking any teachers ceilings, or stealing all the letter "E's" around here, mostly because there ARE no cut out letter E's! LAME!
I'm working on a new prank, I'm not going to let out any secrets about it yet.. its not all the way figured out, but once I can make sure that it is fool proof, and figure out how to pull it without getting caught (and make sure its legal...) then I plan to let 'er fly.

DRIVING PERMIT!! And that horrid DMV.

HOORAY! HOORAH! HUZZAH! WOOT! After struggling to read the worst book known to man kind, a.k.a; "The Oregon Driving Manuel" I finally went to the DMV (oh the horror) grabbed a number (39, and they were only on 7), took a seat, and sat, for 45 minutes or sheer pain. What is wrong with the DMV?? Honestly. Have they taken the hint from multiple comedians, SNL, and just about everyone else who makes fun of their horrid system? Doubt it. So I sat there waiting, and finally, he yelled,"39!?" and I ran to the front desk, eager and very nervous to take the worst test I swear I will ever take, the Learners Permit Test. Once I finished, I realized that I had to have my Statement of Enrollment (SOE) to actually GET the permit. So I had to go home, permit less, and wait until the next day when I had the SOE. Next day, back to nightmareish land, or DMV, and got to get another number, this time I got lucky, 18!!! So I sat there, and they called, I got my picture taken, and they handed me all powerful, PERMIT.. Little did they know what they were getting themselves into.. heh heh.. I mean, WHAT?

SO, I have driven in a quiet, mostly car-less neighborhood, for 15 minutes, and successfully, dodged ALL the cars I could see! Hoorah!

Hey! We Moved!!!

Hey Everyone!
One of my earlier posts is about the POSSIBILITY of my family and I moving to Bend, OR. For a long amount of time we just went on with our lives and no one made any offers or paid any notice to our house. Then, out of the blue, a nice young couple decided to check out our house. And. Then. They. Made a full priced offer on our house an hour before we were going to take the sign out of the yard! WOW! So guess what! WE MOVED TO BEND! Hey, I know this has absolutly NOTHING to do with pranks and stuff like that, but even though I know only about 3 people read my blog, and all three of them already know this, I'm just telling you again. Hey-oh! So we have lived in Bend, SUCCESSFULLY, for nearly three weeks! Everything is going great, I got my DRIVING PERMIT (more about that later), started high school, got the house unpacked, made three friends (HOORAY!) and finally had a good homemade meal. So, yes, if you are one of the three or four people who look at this blog, then you should know that we are doing great, and I miss all of you! If I don't know you, then thanks for reading. Keep it up. Anyways, have a great day. Heh heh..

The Latest.. Evil Scheme...

It was a beautiful day in sunny McMinville. I had two lovely friends over, Danii and Zach. We were desperatly wanting to pull a prank. We racked our brains for every possible idea. Eventually, we formulated a plan... with the help of my mom... Remember that story of all the E's we took? Well, we saved all of them. And that was a lot. A few weeks ago, I stumbled across a teachers house. Well, what do you do with that. You can't just let it be! You have to do something about it. Prank 'em. You have to prank 'em. So when you realize that their mailbox is just sitting there, and you know THEY know about you "E" stealing, then you've got something there. We got all our E's, and some masking tape, and you get them, and get them good. The three of us left on a late Monday afternoon, with our "E's", our tape, and our devilish minds.

When we got there, we sat across the street and rolled tape, and stuck it to the back of those E's. Then we stealthily and inconspicuously crossed the street. And stuck them ALL over the mailbox. Unnoticed. No attention was called to us, and we left without being seen. I knew those E's would come in handy sooner or later...

The Move to Bend = Possibility.

So, my family and I are all going to move to Bend, Oregon. This is a good thing and a bad thing. Moving means leaving all my fun, ambitious, and slightly mental friends here, to go to a place where I know NO ONE. Tough. But in a way, this brings great news. NO ONE knows who I am, and what I am like, and what I am known for, and what pranks I have played. NO ONE knows ME. That means, that I can go around my new school, and pretend to be a pretty little school girl with all A's, and while NO ONE is looking, I will STRIKE. Striking in the real world means:

Strike: [strahyk] verb; 1. to deal a blow or stroke to (a person or thing), as with the fist, a weapon, or a hammer; hit.

"a HAMMER???" Hmm, I think I am gonna go hit some on the head with a hammer today. Wouldn't a hammer be counted as a weapon? Good golly gosh! Here is my version of striking:

Strike: [Str-ike] verb; 1 (and only). To pull a prank on unsuspecting, innocent people. Mwa ha ha ha ha!

And there you go. Going to a new school opens up all sorts of possibilities. Including being lazy and using the exact same pranks that I used at my old middle school. Although, now that I will be going into High School, I will need to really read the guide book carefully, and find ways to (harmlessly) "bend the rules..."

And be, inconspicuous, and NO ONE will ever suspect me... because I will be working my butt off to pull off a "little miss goody two shoes" act. He he... Watch out Bend, Here I COME!

Sabotage!

In short words (so that we can get on with the story), we are selling our house and I really don't want to go, so I planned a sabotage! It involved only a few items. A potato gun, a wind-up rat, a whoopie cushion, a beware not, ropes, and some of those attachment thingys. It started out with me and Zach in the front yard. I was shooting my potato gun at him. I wanted to make the people think that I was a evil, devious child that they would not want to be around for very long. So, with them not wanting to be around me for long, they were not able to see the house for very long. Mwa ha ha ha ha! Anyways, I own a typewriter, so, with the help of some old looking paper, I was able to type up a "beware" note. You know, "GET OUT NOW" "BEWARE" "YOU ARE DOOMED!" The whole shabang. Once they got upstairs, we set the note on the bed and let them descover it. Then, the wind up rat had its cause. Squirming around and being gross. It didn't really do much but I think it gave the lady a little spook...

A Year In Review.

Today was the last day of school. I don't know why it is over. But it is. What a great year. There is no good reason for it to be over. I want to cry, but I can't. So much fun. Here is the year in one full sentance. Enjoy.

Creation of the Odd Squad, "BOH!" signal recognized by people, 61 "E's" stolen, one teachers ceiling forked, same teachers desk paperized (go Miss Gradek!!), faked British accents for subsm controled classroom TV's with a tiny universal remote, got sent to the BLACK CHAIRS three time, detention twice, ate a lot of wierd food for cookies and snack mixes, chose a favorite teacher, got inspired to do tennis, got inspired altogether, successfully wrote 8 page long letters in handwriting as big as this font, sprained my ankle, maybe fractured on the last day of school, sat out during the Fling kind of, soaked Miss Gradek, went to oaks park, didn't throw up, barely matured, shrinked my handwriting, got better at art, avoided Mrs. Boggs but wrote her a nice letter in the end, got disqualified from the peace poster contest for being to old, got peace poster grand reviews by the best artist ever, got it framed, got glasses, got a boyfriend, circle of friends doubled in size, didn't move to Bend, graduated 8th Grade, got straight A's for the first time ever, watched Napoleon Dynamite, dressed like Deb for school, spilled chocolate milk all over my Deb costume and had to wear a friends way to big clothes for the day, got five bingos, got sour stuff in my eyes, got perfume on Zach, got yelled at, got scolded, made friends with Miss DeTurk, became an official Odd Squad Prezident, shaped up my behaivior in P.E. wrote this long, long sentence, got a myspace, got a facebook, facebook turned out much better, went on a first date, fell in love with the Original Star Trek series, and became a freshman.

I would call that an accomplishment.

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My Movies!

Well, I finally remembered to post these here. Ta Da!










Hope You all enjoy!

I seem to have lost my MARBLES...

I recently remembered this prank I played on my friend Zach during the first quarter of school. Marbles went everywhere!

What we did was take a dixie cup and cut out the bottom. Lucky for us we knew his locker combo.. So, we put the dixie cup without a bottom in his locker and filled it with marbles. When he opened his locker, he saw the cup there. Out of instinct, he picked the cup up... and marbles went EVERYWHERE! We were lucky enough to not be there when it happened so we went around completely innocent! Ha! Mr. Evil Grump.. well, I'm sick of using that name.. Mr. Leaver didn't yet know the brilliant schemes of the Odd Squad so we were left untraceable! Now if we were to do that, we would be questioned and probably found guilty. Oh well! It was so much fun to walk by and see marbles scattered all around the 8th grade wing floor!

RIP OFF!

So, about a week ago, danii and I went to www.thinkgeek.com to see if there was any good spy/prank gear we could order. I was lucky enough to have 20 bucks on hand. Well, I found a little remote that promised I could rule the universe... well, actually just the universes TV's. It is a tiny universal remote that will allow me to change the volume, channel, mute it, turn off the TV, and some other button.

I received my package today and got really excited. I take it out of its packaging, put in the battery, turned on the TV, and followed the instructions. Nothing. I try again. Nothing. I try again, and again, and again, and etc. NOTHING. So by now I am pretty angry. This little fifteen dollar piece of crap has ruined my evening. I was planning to turn off the TV during our schools BORING channel 1. But NO, there we go, not happening. So here is what I advise: DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY AT THINK GEEK.COM. IT IS THE BIGGEST WASTE EVER!

Framed!

After stealing E's, and having nearly the whole 8th grade know about it, I guess someone got the idea that they would get US. Maybe it wasn't on purpose, maybe it was, but 3 E's went missing and immeadiatly they thought"Kate and Danii..."

So Danii and I were pulled aside by Mr. Handy Man and asked if we knew anything about the E's going missing. I told him no I didn't and I think HE thinks that it is us. I don't know. But he said we have to be "detectives" and find out who is taking the E's.

Now, when an adult talks to you like that, in a barely noticable bit of sarcasm, you know that they think YOU are the one. So lately, I have been avoiding him so that he doesn't ask me about my detective work. I think that if he asks ONE MORE TIME, I am just going to say,"Sorry, I can't tell you. This is TOP SECRET detective work!

Stealing those "E's!"

Danii and I's favorite prank was one that was done for a quarter of the school year. you know those cut out paper letter "E's" that you usually find on bulletin boards? Well Danii and I spent a quarter of the school year stealing those off of all the bulletin boards. We set a goal for ourselves to get 50 E's. And we worked very hard to achieve this goal. Only one teacher knew about this. Miss. Favorite Teacher. She is SO cool. We are able to hang out in her room every morning and get away from the insanity of middle school. So anyways, she was the only teacher who knew about this and she was GREAT at keeping it secret! This being our 8th grade year and with me moving 3 hours away at the end of the year, we wanted to make this year the most memorable.

It all started when Danii saw a little E just hanging off the bulletin board and she just kinda tore it off. I don't know why this was so funny, but it was. So I took one too. This is what started it all. eventually, once I had 13 E's and Danii had 23, teachers started to get suspicious. Let me introduce two new characters.
Mrs. Detention Lady and
Mr. Handy Man

I was in Gym class when I realized that I forgot my gym clothes in my locker. So I asked my gym teacher and I went back to my locker. As I was heading back, I was called over by Mr. Handy Man. He pointed to my sweatshirt that said "Young Life" on it. Actually, he pointed right to the letter E in the word life and said, "do you know anything that has to do with that letter?"

I knew I had to tell the truth. I'm just that kind of person. So I slowly squeezed the truth out.
"What do you mean" I said
Then Mr. handy Man said, "Well, me and a lot of other staff have noticed E's going missing"
"Oh, thaaaaat.... ya see, it all started when..." and I told him the story.
"Well, Mrs. Detention Lady and I have decided to give you and Danii a detention."

Well, Danii and I had made a goal earlier in the school year that we WOULD both get a detention together, because surprisingly enough, we NEVER have.

So when I told Danii that she got herself a long awaited detention, she jumped about two feet in the air and screamed!

Someone was a little excited...

So when we attended our little lunch detention, we were in for a big surprise. Mrs. Detention lady had us cut out E's. But the unusual part was that we were allowed to KEEP the E's! So after our little detention, we decided to take NO MORE E's.

Danii, on the other hand, loved taking them so much and she couldn't resist. POP. There goes the pretty white laminated one!

Welcome all Pranksters and Mischeivious Trouble makers!

Welcome to my new site, Pranks R Us. On this site, we tell YOU out latest and greatest pranks and stories! I'm sure that you will find plenty of laugh till you cry stories. I have. First, let me explain something. I do not want to have unwanted people from my school reading this, so everyone gets in my stories gets a new name. Here are there names:

Miss. Favorite Teacher = our favorite teacher at school!
Mr. Evil Grump = the evil vice principle
Mrs. Grumpy Bunns = that grump who always shows up when you least expect it!
The Odd Squad = all my friends who have formed a "gang" of pranksters
Mrs. Awesome yet mean at the same time... = patroller and counseler.

I will use all my friends real names:
danii = some times I think she may really have a mental disorder. She is proud of it!
Zach = My great friend! We are very much in common! Loves pranks!
Hunter = SMALL. finds everything funny. Everyone needs a hunter in there group of friends. He is a valuable member!
Taylor = New Addition! Funny! Coolest 6th grader I've ever met! Great odd squadrian!
Hannah = Small and dangerous. Doesn't really follow us around. Funny!
Megan = Not as small as hannah and hunter. LOVES Harry Potter. Kinda obsessed...

So you have met most of the members of the Odd Squad so let me get on with the stories which wont really go in order.