FINALLY! A PRANK!!

Oh yes, I have really done it this time. Yesterday, my friend Annie and I were at Old Navy, and I was in a very good mood. My mum and brother were there too, and they are a bit pranksterish too, but mainly just either support, or try not to support but still do support me (MOM!) You know those creepy commercials for Old Navy that have those weird talking maniquins? Well, there was a whole slew of them there in the front of the store. At first, I was just posing with the teenage guy ones as if I had a boyfriend, but then, I found out that their heads could come off quite easily, and soundlessly. And you know, I couldn't just LEAVE knowing that those heads could come off SO EASILY. So, naturally, I had to you know, rearange the heads of that big group of people. The two guys that I pretended were my boyfriends, well, one of their heads went on a little girls body, while that little girls head went on the boyfriends body, and the other guys head, uhh, I actually forgot.. I think it went on another little girls head.. or wait! It was an African American guys head, and it went on a white guys body. I had a BIG ol' head sitting on a little girls body too, and oh my goodness it looked SO funny after the deed had been done! I will probably post pictures soon, but I have to get them off my mum's computer, which right now is shut down! In the morning! I don't think I will be going to school, because I am down with a nasty cold. In fact, I ought to be asleep right now, seeing that it is 12:07 AM, but I woke up and couldn't breathe through my nose, so that obviously isn't going to happen! Sleeping I guess just isn't my thing right now. So I guess blogging will be!

Brain Fart.

Sorry about not posting recently! I'm having a major brain fart with thinking up stories. Could it be the fact that I don't have nearly as much time as usual because the huge amount of homework that has hit me like a ton of bricks, or could it be that being in a new, intimidating school, can really stop all the prank pulling till you get familiar with the school.. All I know, is that I won't be forking any teachers ceilings, or stealing all the letter "E's" around here, mostly because there ARE no cut out letter E's! LAME!
I'm working on a new prank, I'm not going to let out any secrets about it yet.. its not all the way figured out, but once I can make sure that it is fool proof, and figure out how to pull it without getting caught (and make sure its legal...) then I plan to let 'er fly.

The Latest.. Evil Scheme...

It was a beautiful day in sunny McMinville. I had two lovely friends over, Danii and Zach. We were desperatly wanting to pull a prank. We racked our brains for every possible idea. Eventually, we formulated a plan... with the help of my mom... Remember that story of all the E's we took? Well, we saved all of them. And that was a lot. A few weeks ago, I stumbled across a teachers house. Well, what do you do with that. You can't just let it be! You have to do something about it. Prank 'em. You have to prank 'em. So when you realize that their mailbox is just sitting there, and you know THEY know about you "E" stealing, then you've got something there. We got all our E's, and some masking tape, and you get them, and get them good. The three of us left on a late Monday afternoon, with our "E's", our tape, and our devilish minds.

When we got there, we sat across the street and rolled tape, and stuck it to the back of those E's. Then we stealthily and inconspicuously crossed the street. And stuck them ALL over the mailbox. Unnoticed. No attention was called to us, and we left without being seen. I knew those E's would come in handy sooner or later...

The Move to Bend = Possibility.

So, my family and I are all going to move to Bend, Oregon. This is a good thing and a bad thing. Moving means leaving all my fun, ambitious, and slightly mental friends here, to go to a place where I know NO ONE. Tough. But in a way, this brings great news. NO ONE knows who I am, and what I am like, and what I am known for, and what pranks I have played. NO ONE knows ME. That means, that I can go around my new school, and pretend to be a pretty little school girl with all A's, and while NO ONE is looking, I will STRIKE. Striking in the real world means:

Strike: [strahyk] verb; 1. to deal a blow or stroke to (a person or thing), as with the fist, a weapon, or a hammer; hit.

"a HAMMER???" Hmm, I think I am gonna go hit some on the head with a hammer today. Wouldn't a hammer be counted as a weapon? Good golly gosh! Here is my version of striking:

Strike: [Str-ike] verb; 1 (and only). To pull a prank on unsuspecting, innocent people. Mwa ha ha ha ha!

And there you go. Going to a new school opens up all sorts of possibilities. Including being lazy and using the exact same pranks that I used at my old middle school. Although, now that I will be going into High School, I will need to really read the guide book carefully, and find ways to (harmlessly) "bend the rules..."

And be, inconspicuous, and NO ONE will ever suspect me... because I will be working my butt off to pull off a "little miss goody two shoes" act. He he... Watch out Bend, Here I COME!

Sabotage!

In short words (so that we can get on with the story), we are selling our house and I really don't want to go, so I planned a sabotage! It involved only a few items. A potato gun, a wind-up rat, a whoopie cushion, a beware not, ropes, and some of those attachment thingys. It started out with me and Zach in the front yard. I was shooting my potato gun at him. I wanted to make the people think that I was a evil, devious child that they would not want to be around for very long. So, with them not wanting to be around me for long, they were not able to see the house for very long. Mwa ha ha ha ha! Anyways, I own a typewriter, so, with the help of some old looking paper, I was able to type up a "beware" note. You know, "GET OUT NOW" "BEWARE" "YOU ARE DOOMED!" The whole shabang. Once they got upstairs, we set the note on the bed and let them descover it. Then, the wind up rat had its cause. Squirming around and being gross. It didn't really do much but I think it gave the lady a little spook...

I seem to have lost my MARBLES...

I recently remembered this prank I played on my friend Zach during the first quarter of school. Marbles went everywhere!

What we did was take a dixie cup and cut out the bottom. Lucky for us we knew his locker combo.. So, we put the dixie cup without a bottom in his locker and filled it with marbles. When he opened his locker, he saw the cup there. Out of instinct, he picked the cup up... and marbles went EVERYWHERE! We were lucky enough to not be there when it happened so we went around completely innocent! Ha! Mr. Evil Grump.. well, I'm sick of using that name.. Mr. Leaver didn't yet know the brilliant schemes of the Odd Squad so we were left untraceable! Now if we were to do that, we would be questioned and probably found guilty. Oh well! It was so much fun to walk by and see marbles scattered all around the 8th grade wing floor!

RIP OFF!

So, about a week ago, danii and I went to www.thinkgeek.com to see if there was any good spy/prank gear we could order. I was lucky enough to have 20 bucks on hand. Well, I found a little remote that promised I could rule the universe... well, actually just the universes TV's. It is a tiny universal remote that will allow me to change the volume, channel, mute it, turn off the TV, and some other button.

I received my package today and got really excited. I take it out of its packaging, put in the battery, turned on the TV, and followed the instructions. Nothing. I try again. Nothing. I try again, and again, and again, and etc. NOTHING. So by now I am pretty angry. This little fifteen dollar piece of crap has ruined my evening. I was planning to turn off the TV during our schools BORING channel 1. But NO, there we go, not happening. So here is what I advise: DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY AT THINK GEEK.COM. IT IS THE BIGGEST WASTE EVER!