I seem to have lost my MARBLES...

I recently remembered this prank I played on my friend Zach during the first quarter of school. Marbles went everywhere!

What we did was take a dixie cup and cut out the bottom. Lucky for us we knew his locker combo.. So, we put the dixie cup without a bottom in his locker and filled it with marbles. When he opened his locker, he saw the cup there. Out of instinct, he picked the cup up... and marbles went EVERYWHERE! We were lucky enough to not be there when it happened so we went around completely innocent! Ha! Mr. Evil Grump.. well, I'm sick of using that name.. Mr. Leaver didn't yet know the brilliant schemes of the Odd Squad so we were left untraceable! Now if we were to do that, we would be questioned and probably found guilty. Oh well! It was so much fun to walk by and see marbles scattered all around the 8th grade wing floor!

RIP OFF!

So, about a week ago, danii and I went to www.thinkgeek.com to see if there was any good spy/prank gear we could order. I was lucky enough to have 20 bucks on hand. Well, I found a little remote that promised I could rule the universe... well, actually just the universes TV's. It is a tiny universal remote that will allow me to change the volume, channel, mute it, turn off the TV, and some other button.

I received my package today and got really excited. I take it out of its packaging, put in the battery, turned on the TV, and followed the instructions. Nothing. I try again. Nothing. I try again, and again, and again, and etc. NOTHING. So by now I am pretty angry. This little fifteen dollar piece of crap has ruined my evening. I was planning to turn off the TV during our schools BORING channel 1. But NO, there we go, not happening. So here is what I advise: DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY AT THINK GEEK.COM. IT IS THE BIGGEST WASTE EVER!

Framed!

After stealing E's, and having nearly the whole 8th grade know about it, I guess someone got the idea that they would get US. Maybe it wasn't on purpose, maybe it was, but 3 E's went missing and immeadiatly they thought"Kate and Danii..."

So Danii and I were pulled aside by Mr. Handy Man and asked if we knew anything about the E's going missing. I told him no I didn't and I think HE thinks that it is us. I don't know. But he said we have to be "detectives" and find out who is taking the E's.

Now, when an adult talks to you like that, in a barely noticable bit of sarcasm, you know that they think YOU are the one. So lately, I have been avoiding him so that he doesn't ask me about my detective work. I think that if he asks ONE MORE TIME, I am just going to say,"Sorry, I can't tell you. This is TOP SECRET detective work!

Stealing those "E's!"

Danii and I's favorite prank was one that was done for a quarter of the school year. you know those cut out paper letter "E's" that you usually find on bulletin boards? Well Danii and I spent a quarter of the school year stealing those off of all the bulletin boards. We set a goal for ourselves to get 50 E's. And we worked very hard to achieve this goal. Only one teacher knew about this. Miss. Favorite Teacher. She is SO cool. We are able to hang out in her room every morning and get away from the insanity of middle school. So anyways, she was the only teacher who knew about this and she was GREAT at keeping it secret! This being our 8th grade year and with me moving 3 hours away at the end of the year, we wanted to make this year the most memorable.

It all started when Danii saw a little E just hanging off the bulletin board and she just kinda tore it off. I don't know why this was so funny, but it was. So I took one too. This is what started it all. eventually, once I had 13 E's and Danii had 23, teachers started to get suspicious. Let me introduce two new characters.
Mrs. Detention Lady and
Mr. Handy Man

I was in Gym class when I realized that I forgot my gym clothes in my locker. So I asked my gym teacher and I went back to my locker. As I was heading back, I was called over by Mr. Handy Man. He pointed to my sweatshirt that said "Young Life" on it. Actually, he pointed right to the letter E in the word life and said, "do you know anything that has to do with that letter?"

I knew I had to tell the truth. I'm just that kind of person. So I slowly squeezed the truth out.
"What do you mean" I said
Then Mr. handy Man said, "Well, me and a lot of other staff have noticed E's going missing"
"Oh, thaaaaat.... ya see, it all started when..." and I told him the story.
"Well, Mrs. Detention Lady and I have decided to give you and Danii a detention."

Well, Danii and I had made a goal earlier in the school year that we WOULD both get a detention together, because surprisingly enough, we NEVER have.

So when I told Danii that she got herself a long awaited detention, she jumped about two feet in the air and screamed!

Someone was a little excited...

So when we attended our little lunch detention, we were in for a big surprise. Mrs. Detention lady had us cut out E's. But the unusual part was that we were allowed to KEEP the E's! So after our little detention, we decided to take NO MORE E's.

Danii, on the other hand, loved taking them so much and she couldn't resist. POP. There goes the pretty white laminated one!

Welcome all Pranksters and Mischeivious Trouble makers!

Welcome to my new site, Pranks R Us. On this site, we tell YOU out latest and greatest pranks and stories! I'm sure that you will find plenty of laugh till you cry stories. I have. First, let me explain something. I do not want to have unwanted people from my school reading this, so everyone gets in my stories gets a new name. Here are there names:

Miss. Favorite Teacher = our favorite teacher at school!
Mr. Evil Grump = the evil vice principle
Mrs. Grumpy Bunns = that grump who always shows up when you least expect it!
The Odd Squad = all my friends who have formed a "gang" of pranksters
Mrs. Awesome yet mean at the same time... = patroller and counseler.

I will use all my friends real names:
danii = some times I think she may really have a mental disorder. She is proud of it!
Zach = My great friend! We are very much in common! Loves pranks!
Hunter = SMALL. finds everything funny. Everyone needs a hunter in there group of friends. He is a valuable member!
Taylor = New Addition! Funny! Coolest 6th grader I've ever met! Great odd squadrian!
Hannah = Small and dangerous. Doesn't really follow us around. Funny!
Megan = Not as small as hannah and hunter. LOVES Harry Potter. Kinda obsessed...

So you have met most of the members of the Odd Squad so let me get on with the stories which wont really go in order.